March 2012
20 days
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A Precise Definition of Teenagers
Me: You know how Justin's a teenager.
Jaymie: No.
Me: You don't know that Justin's a teenager?
Jaymie: No. He's not a teenager.
Me: What is he then?
Jaymie: A butt.
February 2012
musermatt:
The only good possible outcome of Rick Santorum becoming president is that the US population would greatly decrease, making the job market easier. This is, of course, because any American in their right mind would either leave the country or kill themselves if he ever got elected.
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Watchthemurderinyourworld:
deadinmagazines:
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wtf
eh. i was expecting the kid with the blue(?) hand to do something. not eat cake.
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a part of me feels like i sold out
the other doesn’t give a flying fuck
Opinion: When it comes to Latinos, mainstream...
univisionnews:
Was this magazine cover truly a win for Latinos? (Time magazine)
By ARNOLDO TORRES Channel: Politics, Media
Does this week’s cover of Time magazine beckon a new age of Latino political power, or just our quadrennial 15 minutes of fame?
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Watchashleenah:
jackmidgley:
You stepped into the wrong part of town, shitnerd.
holy shit
Wait, what?
You remember waking up from that odd dream only to realize it wasn’t one after all?
Someone was using my computer while I wasn't home
Google search terms:
Yugioh cards
Yougioh cards for sale
yugioh god cards for sale
best pokemon team ever
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madcapruben replied to your post: The sudden realization that I’ll be 29 soon in 22 days or so.
I could’ve sworn you were thirty already..
STFU, Ruben.
The sudden realization that I'll be 29 soon in 22...
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I made a playlist documenting girl popstars... →
amandalynferri:
anniewerner:
Comments and suggestions welcome.
Annie accidentally made a playlist of all of my favorite songs sans Hey Jealousy and that new Die Antwoord joint.
Stayed home from work cos my back feels like shit
and I didn’t get much sleep last night because of it. and now i’m wishing i’d gone in despite the pain because i hate being home.
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blinddog replied to your post: So Oscars has made it to my blacklist
BEST PICTURE IS RIGHT NO!!! I’m actually watching the walking dead.. :/
OOooh it was such a good episode tonight :)
So Oscars has made it to my blacklist
Because there’s nothing that annoys me more than people believing that things like this matters…
Today's Best Videos (Feb 26, 2012)
tastefullyoffensive:
Cats are Bastards Mini Horse Makes Friends with a Fat Cat Hamlet the Pig Playing with His Toys The Side Effects of Anaesthesia Gordon Ramsay vs. Restaurant Customers
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angular-momentum replied to your post: angular-momentum replied to your post:…
bb if not for the ocean that separates our love
I got some legos. Let’s build a bridge!
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angular-momentum replied to your post: angular-momentum replied to your post: just wanted…
w/e
*high fives*
o.o WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
I've been listening to Diary of Dreams for the...
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angular-momentum replied to your post: just wanted to say hey to someone else who loves Stabbing Westward and is probably around the same age as me. high five.
cough sex cough
Dude, if high fiving leads you to sex…remind me never to meet you…
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rikkisixx asked: just wanted to say hey to someone else who loves Stabbing Westward and is probably around the same age as me. high five.
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It seems that most of my co-workers agree
Mark Ruffalo will make a shitty Hulk
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Today’s Lady News: Virginia Kills “Fetal... →
thefrisky:
Virginia’s state Senate killed a “fetal personhood bill” which would have criminalized all abortions by declaring a fetus to be a human being at the moment of conception. Yesterday, Virginia’s Governor Bob McDonnell rescinded his intent to sign a “transvaginal ultrasound” bill, which would have required a woman seeking an abortion to be vaginally probed with an ultrasound, after it...