Shimmer - Fuel She calls me from the cold Just...
151b8d replied to your post: 151b8d replied to your post: I am apparently to… But its a nice penis! I’m curious on how you would know…
151b8d replied to your post: I am apparently to text a penis Gil you have to! The only time a non-homosexual man should communicate with another non-homosexual man’s penis is when both non-homosexual men commune in a public rest stop.
I am apparently to text a penis
And no. Not send a picture of a penis to someone. To literally text a penis. As in to communicate with another man’s penis.
Ask me things; I'm in need for social stimulation →
art-is-the-word replied to your post: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them. Hooray for Nabokov, I have two copies of Lolita myself. Yeah. My first copy was purchased to read it. The second copy was found at the university library’s free shelf -...
I wish I could muster up an ounce of emotion...
Next year holds so much for me in the wonderful life adventure, but, tonight, I just don’t care for ringing the new year.
Auld Lang Syne - slowvolume
I think Mr. Walsh should record a rendition of...
Is it necrophilia if we’re both dead?– S. G. Browne asking the important questions in Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament.
According to Gil:
151b8d: In order to seduce a man, I need to show up to his residency, pull his pants down, and fuck him. On what planet does this work?! Hey! I never said show up at his residency. If you’re gonna paraphrase me, at least get it right :P Secondly, it works. Or you can try the naked man move. If life has taught me anything, it’s that you can trust bad sitcoms aired on CBS.
Hey, Mister Superstar, I'll kill myself for you.
When you get to heaven, you will wish you were in...
The texts Gil and I exchange at night are...
151b8d: Also, fuck you, Gil. People should fucking text me all the fucking time. I have some fucking wonderful insight.
151b8d replied to your post: 151b8d replied to your post: 151b8d replied to… You know what I mean! pfft. i can never understand the language of hipsters. you all think speech and good music is overrated.
151b8d replied to your post: 151b8d replied to your post: Tumblr’s a little bit… Oh, please. I know you! Well, yeah. I mean, we do speak often. It’d be weird if you didn’t.
151b8d replied to your post: Tumblr’s a little bit like TV I hate you. No, you fucking love me.
Tumblr's a little bit like TV
You see two people and all their shit on display. And the only thing you’re thinking is, “Oh, for fuck sake. Would you two just fuck already and be done with it?”
Inspired by a hipster
Things I accomplished in 2011 as told by my favorite word: Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck You Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you You, fuck Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck. Shit. Up. Fuck you. Fuck you Hey, fuck you. Fuck you. No, sir. Fuck you! I don’t have an attitude problem, fuck you. Fuck you. You...
dansmerde replied to your photo: The people that I love, the final list for 2011: … dansmerde replied to your photo: The people that I love, the final list for 2011: … THHHHHHIIIIRRRRTEEEEEN PEEEEEERRRCEEEEEEEEEENT You took that in a way I never imagined you would.
and the only thing that’s missing is…
I wonder how long people are going to allow their imaginary friends and fictions control their lives.
"The last 13 years of my life in Amazon orders" at... →
rkb: Interesting on a few levels. Data mining of the self-revelatory kind.
feminineabnormality asked: Tag, you’re it! Here are the rules: Each tagged person must post ten things about themselves. You have to choose and tag ten people. Go to their blogs and tell them you tagged them.
Earlier and then later
Mike B. and I are cutting gingerbread men when suddenly I just look up and turn at towards the puppet stage for a quick moment, then return my gaze back at the construction paper.
Mike: You just looked at the stage really quick and that back.
Me: Oh. Just thinking about the angle of the stage.
Me: No. It's just I want to be sure that I'm facing Judy the right way.
Me: I over think things. It's a habit after all these years.
Later, after telling Jyg about the story.
Me: So he tells me he never thought about it before. It's pretty much me after all these years of doing things that you have to over think otherwise you can seriously hurt yourself. (I look at her tummy and place both hands on it) Of course, there are somethings that happen when you don't over think that are well worth it.
I need to replace the battery to my netbook, but I’m thinking of holding off for a bit. I could always decide on buying a laptop. Though, with baby on the way, I gotta stop thinking of all the toys I can buy for myself and start thinking about the necessities for baby. So maybe I will think about finding a new batter for my laptop. Problem is, I’m having a hard time finding a...