December 2010
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D.H. Lawrence: “Thought is gazing onto the face of... →
Dear Tumblr,
I’m achy all over. Please send me your strongest drugs. In return, I’ll send you my love.
Ennui.
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I can't say she didn't break my heart
Text message from Monica:
Sidney says she’s not gonna marry you when she grows up. Just thought you’d like to know. :)
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It's very rare that I call Brownsville Brown Town.
Me (on Twitter): I need to pee. I need to pee. I NEED TO MOTHERFUCKING PEE!!!
Monica (via text, shortly after Twitter post): *poke*
Me: :O no, I gotta pee!
Monica: Haha. I'm just leaving the house now. Was checking if you're up :)
Me: Oh. Crap. I'm in Brown town. I was kidnapped.
Monica: haha brown town. Is that code for what comes with pee?
Gonna clean (possibly rearrange) the bedroom
Time to bust out the pop music.
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A young woman suddenly thinks of a new use for the...
early-onset-of-night:
goal for tonight: drive katy up the wall
Pet Peeve # I forgot
Using the “word” welp. If you’re not a comic character, don’t use it.
Is my name on the list? →
In which I repeat myself.
Quick 3D Op-ed Post
If you want 3D entertainment, go outside. Look out a window. Go to a play. Don’t buy a fucking 3D TV, you douche bags.
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I can't sleep
I’ll probably go into detail on City of Chapin, but here’s a rough draft of what’s going through my mind:
A conversation I had with Jyg a while back. Sometimes I wonder how much I worried my mother growing up. She got two social sons and then me.
Christmas morning, we’re driving to Jay’s house so we can take pictures of the kids opening presents. I mentioned the...
Maybe Suicide →
In which I speak to three different people.
jauwtheliar replied to your audio post:A Drowning - How To Destroy Angels Please,…
I keep trying to listen to these and none of them are working for me. D:
They work for me. So I dunno.
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A Drowning - How To Destroy Angels
Please,...
Shoot myself to love you, if I loved myself
I’d be shooting you…
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Fundamentally Loathsome - Marilyn Manson
And I...
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Lost one follower last night, possibly because of...
It doesn’t matter. The more people who unfollow me for stupid reasons just means the less stupid people who follow me.
Ugh. I'm tired. I'm gonna go call Jyg and then...
This Saturnalia Elf is fucking tired.
Despite popular belief, Jesus is not the reason...
There’s not much reason in Jesus, either. Well, I mean the guy had good points. It’s what popular culture has made of him that lacks reason.
Cos I totally will...post this, that is.
Me: go to bed or santa won't break and enter your home.
Katy: hahaha.
Katy: yessir.
Me: You might just get a krampus instead
Katy: D:
Me: and those fuckers mean serious business
Me: i think they ass rape the naughty or something
Katy: oh god
Me: and not with their cocks
Me: with their horns
Me: tear some shit up
Me: no pun intended
Me: okay
Me: pun intended
Me: crap
Me: you're gonna post this aren't you?
Katy: hahaahha
Katy: no, i'm not. :3
Me: good
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Junky's Christmas by William S. Burroughs
IT WAS Christmas Day and Danny the Car Wiper hit the street junksick and broke after seventy-two hours in the precinct jail. It was a clear bright day, but there was warmth in the sun. Danny shivered with an inner cold. He turned up the collar of his worn, greasy black overcoat.
This beat benny wouldn’t pawn for a deuce, he thought.
He was in the West Nineties. A long block of brownstone...
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THE GIFT OF THE MAGI by O. Henry
One dollar and eighty-seven cents. That was all. And sixty cents of it was in pennies. Pennies saved one and two at a time by bulldozing the grocer and the vegetable man and the butcher until one’s cheeks burned with the silent imputation of parsimony that such close dealing implied. Three times Della counted it. One dollar and eighty- seven cents. And the next day would be Christmas.
There...
jauwtheliar asked: Merry Christmas Willie. :3
jauwtheliar asked: Merry Christmas Willie. :3
Am I awesome or what?
X-mas eve and the mailbox is all for me. An X-mas card from Moises and Ire’na Lara Silva and an issue of Poder Hispanic - okay, I didn’t say it was all good.
Oh…and Katy’s drawing came in today!!!!!
Possibly the best of the mail call.
Thought Processing →
In which I explain how I came to the conclusion the girl needed a penis.
sooo aim decided to crash on me...
i’m thinking katy put a voodoo curse on it or something…reluctantly, i’m on skype now….
Except this one time...
I’m not going to mention names because all these posts get posted on Facebook, but there was this lesbian poet that I simply adored. She was awesome and she liked me around. I was invited to most - if not all - her readings, only attending a handful. She did the same when I was “headlining.”
Only, it turns out, she wasn’t a lesbian. Which is weird, because I...
Seriously, though. Lesbians, by nature, hate me
I noticed the trend in high school. I’d meet a lesbian and - BOOM! - out of nowhere, she wants to kick my ass. It continued into college and I’ve pretty much gave up on hopes of ever having a lesbian friend.
Gay guys…well, they love me for some reason.
jauwtheliar:
stomponmyballs:
…how do i even have any rights in texas?
i’m an african american atheist who is also a lesbian. what am i doing
clearly you’re asking to get shot.
wait…a lesbian follows me? and i haven’t scared her off?…this probably did it, hu?