February 2010
What if Michael Jackson, 2Pac, and Biggie all...
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I just hit my funny bone.
anti-josie:
ennuiprayer:
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My arm is tingling.
Hate when that happens.
means you’ll run into money in your near-future
…this has never happened for me…lies!
I just hit my funny bone.
samisbamboozled:
My arm is tingling.
Hate when that happens.
Goodbye Tumblr...
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ennuiprayer:
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ennuiprayer:
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I’m deleting this account.
D:
I’m sorry :/ but it has to be done. :(
D: But why?
I love tumblr, dont get me wrong or anything but it just has to be done. I dont get anything done on tumblr :/ I should have made myself unknown since the beginning. so then I could really post whats on my mind and not get...
Goodbye Tumblr...
giselleferreira:
ennuiprayer:
giselleferreira:
I’m deleting this account.
D:
I’m sorry :/ but it has to be done. :(
D: But why?
Goodbye Tumblr...
giselleferreira:
I’m deleting this account.
D:
January 2010
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Cats stopped fucking...
…hopefully none of the males come back for a round two…I could really use the sleep…
Seriously though...
….this song reminds me so much of so many different people…
they sound little monsters out there....
….I’m so fucking tired of shooing them away. Some odd reason they love the area by my window. ….fucking cats.
It would seem every female alley cat in the area...
…which explains the sudden boom in the adult male alley cat number….which also gives reason to why they’re always challenging each other. D:
I have a fucking song stuck in my head...
…but in my groggy state, I can’t for the life of me remember how the lyrics go…just gibberish where words should be….damn you!
Truth be told
I don’t hate Kanye West. I don’t understand why so many people do. I don’t know the guy personally and he isn’t an eye sore or a bothersome earworm.
That stunt at the MTV Awards was obviously orchestrated. And even if it weren’t, I don’t think there’s anything remotely special about Taylor Swift. Sure, in the eyes of dumb people, she’s a music...
I Live Here
A few weeks ago, I wrote a post about wall mounted mailboxes. It was something that drove me to look for our old one, which I found just last week when I was rummaging through the shed. It’s still in good shape, however, it’s covered in cobwebs and some obvious signs of its age. So I started looking online for something in the same area, and I landed on address plaques. Obviously...
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Anonymous asked: Hi Guillermo! Thanks for your post about The Potty Boot Camp. I'm happy to send you a digital copy of the eBook if you'd like...just send your email address to suzanne@thepottybootcamp. Warmly, Suzanne Riffel
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Party Girl: Celeb Sex Tape →
Because I like keeping this blog as work safe as possible, I’m only linking this. You can watch it at your own discretion, but be warned it gets pretty fucking graphic…which also makes it pretty fucking funny.
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This Sandwich Has No Mayonnaise →
Meet Holden Caulfield’s brother in this pre-Catcher in the Rye short story from a 26-year-old Salinger writing for Esquire while at war
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The Heart of a Broken Story →
[J.D. Salinger’s] first short story for Esquire — written at age 22: The only real difficulty in concocting a boy-meets-girl story is that, somehow, he must.
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How to practice mindfulness meditation →
Mindfulness meditation is unique in that it is not directed toward getting us to be different from how we already are. Instead, it helps us become aware of what is already true moment by moment. We could say that it teaches us how to be unconditionally present; that is, it helps us be present with whatever is happening, no matter what it is. (via: Wild Mind)
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Buddhists say you aren’t what you eat, but how →
For calorie-counting Americans, mindful eating preaches an alert, moment-by-moment focus on emotions, food and fullness. Buddhism teaches that “right mindfulness” is a step on the path to nirvana; in mindful eating, it could be a step toward a smaller waistline, especially for people struggling to keep those New Year’s resolutions to shed a few pounds. (via: Wild Mind)
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Dan Mitchell over at Slate has a red wood size... →
Dan Mitchell comes off like a whiny bitch, forcing our racist history upon other countries. You know, Dan Mitchell, it’s shit like this that makes the rest of the world hates us. We’re so uptight about racism that we forget not every country has the same racial stereotypes.